Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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