I'm really into asian looking animals
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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