i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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