why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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