If i come over, it means nothing
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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