What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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