Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He did a backflip because drugs
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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