Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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