2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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