How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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