She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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