i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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