All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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