There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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