I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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