it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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