Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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