nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
