I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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