For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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