i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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