i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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