You're my little dorito
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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