what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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