Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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