HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Operation Purity has been aborted
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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