I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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