Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
