Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
