My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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