It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
