I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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