I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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