i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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