Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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