We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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