His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
