I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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