ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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