Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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