11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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