hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Randomize
