that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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