so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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