Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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