I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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