Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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