carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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