singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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