at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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