Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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