Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm having to shit out rocks
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