I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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