I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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